1. fangirlingawayinneverland: the-funny-bitch: scuttlepig: i nearly choked not photoshopped #no make up

    fangirlingawayinneverland:

    the-funny-bitch:

    scuttlepig:

    i nearly choked

    not photoshopped

    #no make up

  2. darlingimwaiting: helloopandee: oncelerswaifu: homosexualotter: majorasbitch: abunchoftwats: moosesmeeses: Someone tied a balloon to a dead pigeon.  u ok Why is this so funny Help I can’t stop laughing. get well soon I wasn’t going to reblog But then I saw what the balloon said omg why am i laughing

    darlingimwaiting:

    helloopandee:

    oncelerswaifu:

    homosexualotter:

    majorasbitch:

    abunchoftwats:

    moosesmeeses:

    Someone tied a balloon to a dead pigeon. 

    u ok

    Why is this so funny

    Help I can’t stop laughing.

    get well soon

    I wasn’t going to reblog

    But then I saw what the balloon said

    omg why am i laughing

  3. livingonthebreakofinsanity: this is brilliant

    livingonthebreakofinsanity:

    this is brilliant

  5. mylesbionicthoughts:

    thespacebetween100:

    coverme-in-chocolate:

    hotforpunks:

    OH MY GOD

    DYING!!! Literally!
    TEARS GOING DOWN MY FACE 😂

    OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I ALMOST PEED. CRYING. CRYING.

  8. Leeks for dinner, in honour of the Welsh victory over England. I’m hoping this carbonara turns out just as tasty as the team it’s honouring…

    Leeks for dinner, in honour of the Welsh victory over England.

    I’m hoping this carbonara turns out just as tasty as the team it’s honouring…

  9. Oops. Just found some 2011 grated carrot in the fridge. Tried to throw it out but it threatened me with legal action.

    Oops. Just found some 2011 grated carrot in the fridge. Tried to throw it out but it threatened me with legal action.

  10. Post-gym recovery food: cinnamon & raisin bagel slathered with butter and strawberry jam, with a cafe au lait.  I sweated for over an hour while dreaming of this moment…

    Post-gym recovery food: cinnamon & raisin bagel slathered with butter and strawberry jam, with a cafe au lait. 

    I sweated for over an hour while dreaming of this moment…

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David, 34, Belfast, psychologist.

Loves cricket, addicted to coffee, afraid of moths.